okay having talked trash about Thing 3 guess i should also mention that Thing 2(the pretty one) is currently up in his room not speaking to me because he thought as long as he made up the three zeros today he had in Algebra i would still allow him to attend a girls soccer game tonight.....Bwahhahhhaaaaa! Whatever......he's so pretty but Thing 2 doesn't have big boobs like me so he has to focus harder on his grades.....
(clears throat)....and then there's Thing 1 (aka the crazy train).......the words escape me.....
i will just say since he has graduated I see him less and less.....i did get a random call from him today asking me where the nearest Griffs Hamburgers is......sigh.....
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I Am considering becoming a drug addict. I think the bad side has maybe been overstated. I mean really, you wake up and your kids are grown. Is that a bad thing? I think not!
ReplyDeleteJust stay away from meth. You wanna keep your teeth for when you get old and your pubs fall out.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I don't want to stay away. No teeth and no pubs? Isn't that every mans dream woman?
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