Wednesday, February 24, 2010

I could give two shits about your birthday!

So, it's my exes birthday and he called me. Following is the transcription of the conversation
Him: Hey, it's my birthday
me: uh huh
Him: Aren't you going to say happy birthday?
me: Um, yeah, Fuck you and Congratulations on being 41 and living with your parents, Fucktard.
Him: Silence

Ahhh, it's these things that make my life right.