Thursday, January 28, 2010

Out of Order

No slap happy for mammasita last night. Sirworksalot was distracted by his Allergies. More interested in his bottle of Nasonex than a bj......this day is going to suck ass...

5 comments:

  1. So that means you never have to give him a blowjob again.

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  2. blowjobs are overrated...by women I mean. Men can't help it.
    When you kiss their real "head" they're in love.

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  3. One of my favorite books (sweet potato queens) says that the way to get anything you want from a man is to promise him a blowjob. This is to be used on any man, any time. Now the trick is, that you never actually deliver . So I've decided to start trying it out.

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  4. It works, every time. The trick is to start the blowjob, but never finish it. Granted, you'll have to have sex, but it's better than the alternative. ;)

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