tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.comments2023-03-29T04:05:18.328-07:00Shut Your Pie Hole: Whoremongers and Church Ladiescollin county chickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11461079621238747681noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.post-72275095393926702362011-11-25T08:13:58.537-08:002011-11-25T08:13:58.537-08:00See, this is why I never make anyone a mix tape. I...See, this is why I never make anyone a mix tape. I would most likely leave hard evidence to get myself arrested.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.post-86830239212309295072010-08-17T04:56:16.070-07:002010-08-17T04:56:16.070-07:00I love that Magnum PI was his goal.I love that Magnum PI was his goal.collin county chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11461079621238747681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.post-24902476618014758932010-06-18T09:08:38.029-07:002010-06-18T09:08:38.029-07:00Love you too! and uh hum, I am single!!! I got h...Love you too! and uh hum, I am single!!! I got half of the requirements in the bag!Peacheshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07562778923933722955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.post-19214943477422405832010-06-10T19:42:38.626-07:002010-06-10T19:42:38.626-07:00Holy shit, you're like Florence Nightingale or...Holy shit, you're like Florence Nightingale or something. Can I call you when I'm drunk and ask you to do stuff for me?collin county chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11461079621238747681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.post-50203347596877411612010-06-09T13:15:55.702-07:002010-06-09T13:15:55.702-07:00I just realized that we have a lot in common. Well...I just realized that we have a lot in common. Well, not really the Jerry Springer family part, but you know what I mean. <br /><br />Candice<br />(another person with the emotional intelligence of a 12 year old boy)Candicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05553652923537266660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.post-64867838265368005622010-06-05T20:35:41.859-07:002010-06-05T20:35:41.859-07:00That is so hawt! (does that make me a lesbian) Im ...That is so hawt! (does that make me a lesbian) Im so confused. What were we talking about? <br /><br />How YOU doin?ghettobarbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13446348938850208258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.post-3401833036518196962010-03-30T20:31:28.239-07:002010-03-30T20:31:28.239-07:00I know what his problem is. He's still fucking...I know what his problem is. He's still fucking around on Myspace. Doesn't he know that it's all about Facebook? ;)<br /><br />How I dread those upcoming teenage years.Candicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05553652923537266660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.post-63104048317913784882010-03-11T16:06:22.909-08:002010-03-11T16:06:22.909-08:00Gotta love kids who have no filter. ;)Gotta love kids who have no filter. ;)Candicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05553652923537266660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.post-65661596210022146412010-02-24T19:03:01.162-08:002010-02-24T19:03:01.162-08:00This my friends, is why Ghetto Barbie is my Best F...This my friends, is why Ghetto Barbie is my Best Friend in the WHOLE WORLD!Peacheshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07562778923933722955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.post-37271128239803739282010-02-24T18:43:02.483-08:002010-02-24T18:43:02.483-08:00Well, hmmm, there's a reason he's an EX.Well, hmmm, there's a reason he's an EX.collin county chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11461079621238747681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.post-37229290501518135092010-02-06T17:13:14.014-08:002010-02-06T17:13:14.014-08:00Maybe I don't want to stay away. No teeth and...Maybe I don't want to stay away. No teeth and no pubs? Isn't that every mans dream woman?collin county chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11461079621238747681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.post-19714834732200694582010-02-06T17:08:30.213-08:002010-02-06T17:08:30.213-08:00Hey, I felt it was my obligation as a woman to sha...Hey, I felt it was my obligation as a woman to share this with the sisterhood.collin county chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11461079621238747681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.post-51771668906076524672010-02-06T10:24:17.023-08:002010-02-06T10:24:17.023-08:00Just stay away from meth. You wanna keep your teet...Just stay away from meth. You wanna keep your teeth for when you get old and your pubs fall out.steampunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16393481603909877665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.post-26480268395882543162010-02-06T10:22:27.134-08:002010-02-06T10:22:27.134-08:00Thanks. I recently learned they turn gray and now ...Thanks. I recently learned they turn gray and now this.steampunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16393481603909877665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.post-78581694696606365922010-02-02T18:06:34.933-08:002010-02-02T18:06:34.933-08:00I Am considering becoming a drug addict. I think ...I Am considering becoming a drug addict. I think the bad side has maybe been overstated. I mean really, you wake up and your kids are grown. Is that a bad thing? I think not!collin county chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11461079621238747681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.post-86701299246240431092010-02-02T18:02:08.926-08:002010-02-02T18:02:08.926-08:00So you'll be the lady at the nursing home show...So you'll be the lady at the nursing home showing your coochie an everyone will be all "watch out for ghettobarbie, she shows her coochie to everyone. Just tell her it's a young looking coochie and shell leave you alone"collin county chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11461079621238747681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.post-85368991788165421402010-02-02T17:59:32.930-08:002010-02-02T17:59:32.930-08:00But being married to a gay man has perks, right? ...But being married to a gay man has perks, right? I mean, after all, he picks out your outfits, cooks amazing haute cuisine, decorates your house and loves Cher right? If not, you're probably just married to a dude, sorry.collin county chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11461079621238747681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.post-6037538655653802692010-02-02T17:49:23.278-08:002010-02-02T17:49:23.278-08:00ugh! Must have been too much for Sirworksalot....h...ugh! Must have been too much for Sirworksalot....he has retired to his bubble bath and says he needs some space....I think I married a gay man. :(ghettobarbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13446348938850208258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.post-17436146071262362392010-02-02T17:44:24.299-08:002010-02-02T17:44:24.299-08:00That will probably be my only opportunity to look ...That will probably be my only opportunity to look "younger". :( I will look 80 but my coochie will look 11... :)ghettobarbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13446348938850208258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.post-7903259507809572292010-02-02T17:20:22.101-08:002010-02-02T17:20:22.101-08:00yeah....i broke up with myself this week...i don&#...yeah....i broke up with myself this week...i don't even want to screw me anymore. :(ghettobarbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13446348938850208258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.post-38110153422096789812010-01-29T18:53:04.463-08:002010-01-29T18:53:04.463-08:00Conquests, fo sho. I strive to fuck my way to the...Conquests, fo sho. I strive to fuck my way to the top of the leader board!Peacheshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07562778923933722955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.post-79273451742558427252010-01-29T18:44:09.522-08:002010-01-29T18:44:09.522-08:00no, no , no
They would be conquests, dreams or ch...no, no , no<br /><br />They would be conquests, dreams or challenges to woo the affections of some lover. At least in my mind. And it would be forbidden. <br />Such a deviation from marital life. ;)steampunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16393481603909877665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.post-84866323062762555502010-01-29T18:37:35.220-08:002010-01-29T18:37:35.220-08:00OOOH, battle of the G-spots, Fo Sho!OOOH, battle of the G-spots, Fo Sho!Peacheshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07562778923933722955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.post-65810498402138534142010-01-29T18:30:58.888-08:002010-01-29T18:30:58.888-08:00So let's say they have this. What would the d...So let's say they have this. What would the different games be on wii sex? <br /><br />Find the g-spot?<br />Battle of the blow jobs?<br />Spanking 101?collin county chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11461079621238747681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2214243071095759787.post-33097932039863752022010-01-29T17:53:36.239-08:002010-01-29T17:53:36.239-08:00It works, every time. The trick is to start the bl...It works, every time. The trick is to start the blowjob, but never finish it. Granted, you'll have to have sex, but it's better than the alternative. ;)steampunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16393481603909877665noreply@blogger.com